It Was Always This Way - TG(?) Caption

Art by NukolegIt Was Always This Way

    A few months ago I took up a sort of weird offer. I’ve been doing this medical trial for a while… they pay well, so I’m all for it of course. A girl needs to pay for college after all! And everything has come along normally, so I should be happy but… I can’t help but be disappointed that nothing special has happened, y’know? I come in and take a pill every day, they pay me, and then just… nothing? I came in with some sort of expectation of… adventure? As silly as that is to say? Anyways, it’s my last day, so here goes nothing! Down the hatch…
    I feel fine, but man was my hair always this long… wait a minute… “I’m a GIRL?”
    “What? Yeah, I guess so?” The nurse replied as if nothing was wrong… just a little bit ago I was a man, no? What the hell did they do to me?!
    “Uh, NO?! I’ve always been a man, how did you change me that quickly? Oh my god I have boobs! What’s going on here? I didn’t know you would completely change my body!” This was ridiculous! Sure I wanted something crazy to happen but I wasn’t prepared for this! How can I possibly adjust to this?
    “Woah, woah, calm down. Let me get the doctor.” And so she walked out, leaving me to panic in this hospital room.

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    “So, Miss… Blake, was it? What seems to be the matter?” This idiot walked in as if everything was normal. Did he not even see me?
    “Mister Blake. What seems to be the matter is you turned me into a woman!” I declared to his face exactly what he did to me!
    “What? No, we did nothing of the sort. This pill is supposed to… nevermind. Anyways, I promise you, you’ve always been this way.” That was insane! Did he hear what was coming out of his mouth? I was always this way? Always a woman?
    “Uh, no. I assure you I was not.” I was never this cutesy girly girl I saw in the mirror. There’s no way!
    “Man, it was not supposed to do this. Let’s see… Okay, you got us. We turned you in to a woman! It’s all part of our big medical trial, such a huge success! Come in tomorrow so we can run tests, won’t you? Now run along, we’re done here! I’m in so much trouble…” So, he left me here… will people even recognize me? Actually, what was being a guy like? Now that I think about it, I was definitely, always one-hundred percent a guy but… man, there are like, gaps in my memories. Guess I have to go home this way… dammit!