Bloody Mismatch
"Hey! Welcome home!" Sam opened the door to a completely dark apartment. With a cute crimson-haired girl sitting on a throne in the center of his roommates room. The night before his roommate Nick got bit by some vampire woman he met up with, so he expected something strange when he returned home from work, but this was... unusual. The atmosphere was... not particularly threatening actually. More like a cheap attempt at being gloomy and scary.
"W-woah! Who are you?" She must have been the vampiress that bit Nick... wait, no. He described her really differently. A mature older woman. This bubbly girl couldn't be one in the same.
"It's me silly! I told you I got bit by a vampire didn't I?" This was supposed to be Nick? His scruffy lazy roommate?
"Nick?! How did you turn in to a woman too?" That was really the main question. They had come to terms with vampires, well, existing. This was still unusual though.
"Oh well, I went and talked with the chick who bit me and she said my blood type wasn't a match for her anyways. So uhh... it didn't react very well! Thankfully I'm alright though!"
"I guess... so what, you don't have any problem with this?" Before Nick changed he didn't seem enthused with the fact that this woman bit him without asking. He wasn't very excited to change in to a vampire. This was a definite... tonal shift.
"No it's cool! I don't know, I really don't care." Well, it seemed to change his brain chemistry too... but there wasn't any changing him back anyways, maybe it was better that he, or she, accepted this whole thing.
"Alright... well I guess if you're just suddenly fine with it." Sam went over to open the blinds, but realized that maybe wasn't such a good idea. Living with a vampire girl was going to take some getting used to.
"Anyways I need a hot vampire name yeah? How's "Vampella"?" Nick hopped up from her throne, hoping to strike a majestic pose to show off her majestic visage, but fell flat on her face instead.
"Yeah that's going to need some work..." What was Sam going to do with this girl...
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