TG Caption: Getting Over Her

Getting Over Her

    I had been having a rough time ever since I broke up with my girlfriend. She gave my days meaning, but at the end of the day it just wasn't meant to be. She wasn't interested in me anymore, I was in a rut. So, I've decided to go and get a therapist. Life Flippers was a brand new firm in town and I figured to give it a shot, they were well priced and had great turn around.

    This busty woman met me at the door "Why don't you take this pill? It will help you relax." I figured it couldn't hurt, I didn't have to, and I wasn't opposed to something new. I had to lay down afterwards. I guess the breakup had affected me more than I thought. "So, what seems to be the problem honey?" I explained to her how aimless my life felt ever since I lost my girlfriend, she was, like, my best friend after all. "So its relationship problems then, huh? It sounds to me that you need someone new to take charge, give you direction in life." I had to think about it, but she was like, right. "I guess it would be nice to have someone to take over for me." I don't remember my therapist being so tall but... my mind wasn't so clear right now, i must be imagining things. "Now that's the spirit! Have you ever considered going out with a man? A stud who can really guide you?" "A man?" I never liked men before, but for some reason a big hunk to take me make me shiver. I twirled my finger through my hair well I tried to think, like, what do I want in a man? A big cock was a must have, one who like, can do all the work and stuff for me too. "That's the look of someone who knows what she wants I think, definitely better than when you came in cutie, I think we're on the right track. Our company offers a dating service, why don't we set you up with someone? We wouldn't want to worry that ditzy little head of yours with having to find a guy." "Gawd, that would be great therapist lady! Make sure he's like, really buff, I need a big guy to cling on to and really satisfy me. And like, lots of money, I wanna have the biggest closet ever."

    She set me up with this guy Craig, he was like, super rich and super hot, I knew he was the one. I left the office feeling like, better than ever. Why had I even come here in the first place? I guess it doesn't matter, I had to get to the mall and find an outfit for my date with Craig. He's like, sooo dreamy, I just had to get him in bed tonight.